smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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