oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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