i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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