Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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