And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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