i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We have so much sex to catch up on
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
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