Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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