Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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