So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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