There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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