He is such a slut. More and more my type.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
