4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
True strength comes from lack of pants
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Randomize
