I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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