he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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