Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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