I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i barfeds in our rink
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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