Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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