I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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