Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
bring money and cleavage
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
