The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it's great music for shaving your balls
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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