Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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