She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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