Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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