That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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