so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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