why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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