i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
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