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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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