For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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