So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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