i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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