Don't you send me to vm
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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