Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Randomize
