the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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