so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
Randomize
