did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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