fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Randomize
