What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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