i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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