Just mADE A PArabola og urine
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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