Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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