I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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