Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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