is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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