Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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