Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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