She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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