can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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