You're a womanizer and a bitch.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
It's official drugs can't kill me
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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