Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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