just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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