So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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