no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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